When a Girl ...

Someone sent [1] to me in a spam-chain message.
On [2] you can see a reply.

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READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running through her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday ... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more
than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ...

Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky
he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

[-- here is the typical message threatening you about breaking the chain --]

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> READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Do I have to believe it as well ?

> When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running through her mind.

Like for example:
- Where are my glasses?
- How fat is that girl...
- Do this hairdo suits me?
- No one is calling me... Why?
- Let's see who was the last one who called me..
- I am going to send another sms, maybe they will call me...

> When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
In what to argue about in a few minutes

> When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
> long you will be around.
And we wonder why you have so many questions. Take it easy!!

> When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
> fine.
Unstable material girls are.
-- Master Yoda

> When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.
Even if you are not lying...

> When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers
> forever.
You can add that she wants you to fulfill all her endless request forever.

> When a GIRL wants to see you everyday ... she wants to be pampered.
Oh! That's nice.
But remember, we like to be pampered as well.
Relation is a mutual exchange, not just receive.

> When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
Wow!! This must be the only thing that they say what they think.

> When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more
> than that.
And what happens when 2 girls say me that?

--
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal